FWT, TFW. WTF: WFT? TWF FTW.

Consider, my friends, the orbit of WTF under the action of S3.

  • WTF = What the fuck. Alternatively, World Taekwondo Federation.
  • FTW = For the win. Google suggests Fort Worth Meacham International Airport.
  • FWT = A sucking noise made with the mouth. Also, Flimsy West-African Textiles.
  • WFT = Whale Fighting Tactics. An international martial art created in AD 2101 to eradicate all whales, who turn out to be the masterminds of the illegal seizure of all your base.
  • TFW = Triboluminescent Fragmentation of Wint-O-Green-Life-Savers. Shorthand for well-known effect that chomping on Wint-O-Green Life Savers in the dark makes sparks.
  • TWF = Tricky War-time Fortifications. Famously used in World War I in the form of bunkers.
Posted December 8th, 2008 in Humor.

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